July222014

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

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2PM

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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2PM
thesakurabreeze:


katiedoodles237:

howtobebreefordummies:

Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.

why the fuck is your first floor the second floor

because it goes ground floor THEN first floor

thesakurabreeze:

katiedoodles237:

howtobebreefordummies:

Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.

why the fuck is your first floor the second floor

because it goes ground floor THEN first floor

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1PM
1PM

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

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1PM

Anonymous said: Do you ever see porn of yourself and stare at it for a while before going HAHA THATS MY DICK hahaha dicks

bravodelta9:

Yes. Exactly. loldicks

12PM

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12PM
jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

jturn:

flamboyant-dog:

jturn:

who the fuck funded this study you can find this out by spending 5 minutes in a sauna

YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES IN THE SAUNA WITH A FUCKING BEAR???

hun

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12PM

nagisasbitch:

captainarlert:

I always forget that sports anime antagonists aren’t actually evil villains…because it’s just a sport.

[protagonist voice] it’s not just a sport *clenches fists* it’s my life

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11AM
11AM
inspirationfeed:

I’m thinking of buying a monkey. – Robert Downey Junior 

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inspirationfeed:

I’m thinking of buying a monkey. – Robert Downey Junior

Check out more inspirational quotes here »> http://ift.tt/T4wudo http://ift.tt/1n9X5BG

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11AM

thatcorbincrow:

one time, as a prompt, my creative writing teacher told us all to get out our phones and text a ridiculous question to somebody. so i asked my friend “what shade of blue is the sky today?” and he sent me the actual fucking hexcode

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11AM

laleiragoblin:

princessbutterspock:

primadollly:

paparazzi would show up to a celebrity’s lesbian wedding and be like ‘so-and-so looked classically chic at elaborate friendship ceremony with long-time ‘gal pal’ so-and-so. the two reportedly shared a completely platonic kiss and vowed to be ‘best friends’ for life’

hearing the media talk about lesbians is like trying to watch the 4kids version of an anime

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you called?

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11AM

hsuoring:

wetbottom:

wetbottom:

one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face

please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out

Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example

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11AM

shadowstep-of-bast:

carpeumbra:

No you don’t understand how frustrated I am that we always depicted the Apostles as old men, especially when it comes to during-Jesus-alive stuff.

They were probably late teens to early 20s, given the time and the description and some Biblical passages.

They were not ancient old men with long ass beards and wrinkles at the Last Supper.

They were young adult rebels with a cause.

where my punk-rock apostles at

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god